just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I understand Curling. That high.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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