Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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