i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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