I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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