He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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