I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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