your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Found your dick twin last night
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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