Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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