How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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