Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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