you win again, gameday.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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