He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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