i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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