Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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