this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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