i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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