do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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