I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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