So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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