Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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