I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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