Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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