Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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