I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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