haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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