I'm really into asian looking animals
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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