The maid of honor just puked.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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