ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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