I love black thongs
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.