Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
The Olympian is in my bed