I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"