We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
