It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Dick very happy bro
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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