I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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