This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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