note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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