He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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