Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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