But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
