Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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