He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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