Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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