he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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