pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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