i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think people are normalizing furries
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
