so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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