I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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