you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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