Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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