Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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