People with herpes should wear stickers.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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