dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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