but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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