I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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