I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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