This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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